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Ho-Ho-Horoscope: December Edition

Rosa Stern Pait, Co-Editor in Chief

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Aries
March 21 – April 19
Feel free to eat any holiday food your heart desires. Chug eggnog. Stuff your face with latkes. Or not. But do what feels right to you.

Taurus
April 20 – May 20
You’ll hear back from a special someone this month, and maybe it won’t be what you expect, but whatever it is, it will be for the best. The stars promise.

Gemini
May 21 – June 20
You know how in every Christmas movie, the parents don’t believe in Santa? Well, where do they think all those presents come from? Huh? Huge plot hole right there.

Cancer
June 21 – July 22
Create your own holiday miracle. Give everything to someone else in need, and you will see the love come pouring back in.

Leo
July 23 – August 22

You don’t need anyone else this month. Be independent, be strong. You can stand on your own two feet

Virgo
August 23 – September 22

If you are a senior, get your college applications done before vacation. If you are not, the stars don’t have anything for you this month. Sorry.

Libra
September 23 – October 22
You will not be able to go five feet without running into another baby Jesus this month. There’s going to be Christmas everywhere. Mariah Carey. Dominic the Christmas Donkey. You can never escape

Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
Maybe you are happier than you think you are…

Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21

Your winter break is going to be so awesome. Maybe not as productive as you would like, but you’re still going to have a lot of fun with people you enjoy.

Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
Go to the Winter Concert. You’ll enjoy some beautiful music which fits well with your Capricorn soul. Plus, you might make some friends after the show.

Aquarius
January 20 – February 18

Stay up all night and watch the ball drop on TV! Have you ever done it before? It is so fun!

Pisces
February 19 – March 20
Make some real New Year’s resolutions, and stick to them. The effort will be worth it, for the most part. This is the year you can do it.

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