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Aries

Weeks of perfect, blessed dreams ahead. Enjoy and breathe deep. Let the good dreams come.

Taurus

You will toss and turn for hours upon hours in sleepless agony. I’m so sorry in advance. It’s going to be awful and you’ll be tired all day.

Gemini

Both of your faces will be uncomfortable on your pillow tonight.

Cancer

Sweet dreams, babydoll.

Leo

Don’t take sleeping pills. They really won’t help at all. Plus you can get addicted, and that’s bad for you.

Virgo

Be careful not to fall off the bed and be fastidious when tucking in your sheets. Don’t forget the hospital corners!

Libra

You’re going to have some bizarre dreams, about your middle school teachers and stuff.

Scorpio

Maybe get to bed early. You seem tired. You look as if you haven’t been getting enough sleep lately.

Sagittarius

You will begin sleepwalking pretty soon, despite the fact that you never did before. Let the people you live with know in advance.

Capricorn

Cuddle with someone else before you go to sleep. It will help you rest and bond with them.

Aquarius

Listen, buddy, you don’t need that much sleep. Do your homework. Come on now. You can sleep when you’re dead.

Pisces

Someone near you is going to sleep talk and they’re going to say something important, so remember it.

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